- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

How about that airline food?

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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