- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's blue? The sky.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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