- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What is funnier than 24 69

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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