- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potassium? K.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Knock Knock.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Jack Stevens

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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