Obama lin Baden.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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