- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

bangers and mash?

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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