- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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