- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Two women were sitting quietly.

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