A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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