Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Chuck Norris.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

a man makes a bad joke

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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