How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Antijokes...

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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