Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

knock knock? come in

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

outside your comfort zone

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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