- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

You tell me. I have amnesia.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Drew Knowles is gay

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