- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Knock knock. Its open.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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