when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Obama lin Baden.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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