Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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WILLYS

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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