What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Good job, son.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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