What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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