- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Whats the defination of cruelty

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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