- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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