Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Jovan

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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