- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

What do we call Osama? Osama

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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