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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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You are joking right?

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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