- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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