Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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