- Anti Joke

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!