- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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