An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

The chickens have become self-aware!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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