- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

woman's rights

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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