You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Tucker Rivera

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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The Labour Party.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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