- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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