Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

1+2 = 6

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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