- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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