- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

steven hawking walks into a bar

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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