- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

what goes boo a sock

Fat? Jesse Z

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Who is Dank? A: Billal

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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