The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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hi jonny

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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