- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

I am a mime

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

A sober Irish individual.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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