what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Trump will make America great again.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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