- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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