- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

A blind man walks into a library.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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