The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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