- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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