- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

men's rights activists

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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