Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Anti Joke

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