A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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www.xnxx.com

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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