- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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