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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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