Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Anti Joke

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