why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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