- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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