why was kade sad? he shit himself

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A black man walks out of a police station

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

whats white jizz

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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