- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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