- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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