a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

this website even though its hilarious.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Knock Knock No solicitors

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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