- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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