What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Anti Joke

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