- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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