- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

This is a random Anti joke.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Justin Bieber.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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