- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

nolan is gay

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

George W. Bush

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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