- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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