- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A russian gives away vodka.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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