A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A Mormon walks into a bar

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Sam Hengal.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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