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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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