there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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What's just not right? Left

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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