Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

You should read the Terms of Service.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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