- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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