- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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