why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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womens rights

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Jake. Walsh.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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