- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's the difference between a lamp?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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