- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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