In soviet Russia...things are different

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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