Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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haha

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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