Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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dallen loves penis

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Denard Robinson

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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