How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Gay rights.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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