- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

A guy walks into a bar

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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