why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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