- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

I agree to the terms and conditions

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Paper or plastic? Yes...

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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