- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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