- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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