Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

i cant STAND cripple jokes

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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