- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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