Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

A van drives into a car.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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