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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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